Oh snap, whose idea was it to wear this dress backwards?!
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Satya Jewelry Fall 2011
My mom is now on Foursquare. She’s already left her first tip, saying  that the local Dunkin’ Donuts “smells weird inside.” And, when I checked into the park at lunchtime, I got a text message, “On your lunch break?” This will be fun.

My mom is now on Foursquare. She’s already left her first tip, saying  that the local Dunkin’ Donuts “smells weird inside.” And, when I checked into the park at lunchtime, I got a text message, “On your lunch break?”

This will be fun.

Ok, seriously. When have you actually seen a snail chugging along on the sidewalk? Like, never. Right? We saw one on an early morning walk in Yountville, CA. It’s true. They’re really effing slow.
Ed and his bicep clearly enjoying the Napa Valley sun.
““The willingness to accept responsibility for one’s own life is the source from which self-respect springs.” - Joan Didion”
You were once so green. 
Now you are yellow and droopy. 
Sorry you’re thirsty, Basil. 
Please come back to life. 

I was going to make that rhyme but frankly I just gave up